{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit their job?","punchline":"They didn't get arrays.","id":437}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}
{"type":"general","setup":"Who did the wizard marry?","punchline":"His ghoul-friend","id":296}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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