{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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