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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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