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{"type":"standard","title":"Chris Vierira","displaytitle":"Chris Vierira","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q108434884","titles":{"canonical":"Chris_Vierira","normalized":"Chris Vierira","display":"Chris Vierira"},"pageid":68658673,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Chris_Vierira.jpg/330px-Chris_Vierira.jpg","width":320,"height":465},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Chris_Vierira.jpg","width":564,"height":820},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283642685","tid":"cfbd20d7-0ffa-11f0-bdb7-57fb984d11ed","timestamp":"2025-04-02T19:43:55Z","description":"American baseball player","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Vierira","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Vierira?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Vierira?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chris_Vierira"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Vierira","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Chris_Vierira","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Vierira?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chris_Vierira"}},"extract":"Justin Alves Vierira, nicknamed \"Chris\" and also known as \"Justin Joseph Lópes\", was an American Negro league outfielder in the 1940s.","extract_html":"
Justin Alves Vierira, nicknamed \"Chris\" and also known as \"Justin Joseph Lópes\", was an American Negro league outfielder in the 1940s.
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The Great Craggy Mountains, commonly called the Craggies, are a mountain range in western North Carolina, United States. They are a subrange of the Blue Ridge Mountains and encompass an area of approx. 194 sq mi (503 km²). They are situated in Buncombe County, North Carolina, 14 miles northeast of Asheville. The Black Mountains lie to the northeast, across the upper Cane River valley.
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